thatgirldanii:

I swear I wake up to find that someone took my phone while I was drunk and posted random messages everywhere. Oh, and just a warning: tequila and beer do NOT go well together.

Carry on.

catherinepilar:




re-reading Goblet of Fire when I discover Voldemort FUCKING MAKING PUNS PURELY FOR HIS OWN BENEFIT ABOUT HOW WORMTAIL IS GONNA LOSE A HAND
HE’S AN EVIL LITTLE LORD BABY WITH NO BODY BUT INSIDE YOU KNOW HE’S CACKLING
GET IT
RIGHT HANDS

catherinepilar:

re-reading Goblet of Fire when I discover Voldemort FUCKING MAKING PUNS PURELY FOR HIS OWN BENEFIT ABOUT HOW WORMTAIL IS GONNA LOSE A HAND

HE’S AN EVIL LITTLE LORD BABY WITH NO BODY BUT INSIDE YOU KNOW HE’S CACKLING

GET IT

RIGHT HANDS

(via satanstruemistress)

"I know. I’m very hard to talk to. I realize that."
- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye. (via amortizing)